radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

(via sniffing)

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

(via betweenlinebreaks)

sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography

(via tay-in-headlights)

laughhard:


I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via illxmyselfout)

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a big bug in front of me and am ready to stomp on it

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a big bug in front of me and am ready to stomp on it

(via sharnrock)

(Source: dinuguan, via beatunhappening)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

(via sniffing)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via sniffing)

i put the :// in http://

(via accidenttpprone)

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

image

(via metal-headz-unite)